BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
fuck this place in particular
Interviewer: So what Diet are you on?
she’s a fucking inspiration, I love her so much
Put on this beautiful maroon shirt for work today, and though “Yeah, I’m gonna channel Sherlock today!”
At the end of the day, my coworker said I seemed different and asked if I was alright.
PLEASE DON’T BE MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!! THEY ARE PEOPLE AND ARE PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!! I HAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER A PARTICULARLY RUDE CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE ARE REALLY DOING YOU A SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO EMPLOYEES
"Stop blaming the writers!!!"
THEN WHOSE//???? RESPONSIBILITY???? IS IT????
MINE. I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
IT IS MY FAULT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T BECOME A WRITER
WHO CAN STOP SHIT FROM HAPPENING
there is no such thing as purple urine
i wanna find a way to pee purple now
I like how instead of just brown it says “syrup or brown ale”